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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:02 am    Post subject: Crab Reply with quote

>Douglas the humble Crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly,
>deeply and passionately in Love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic
>relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Douglas in tears.
>"We can't see each other any more..." she sobbed.
>
>"Why?" gasped Douglas.
>
>"Daddy says that crabs are too common," she wailed. "He claims you
>are a mere crab, and a poor one at that, and crabs are The lowest
>class of crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone
>who can only walk sideways."
>
>Douglas was shattered, and scuttled sidewards away into the darkness
>to drink himself into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.
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>That night, the great Lobster ball was taking place. Lobsters came
>from far and wide, dancing and merry making, but the lobster Princess
>refused
>to join in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable..
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>Suddenly the doors burst open, and Douglas the crab strode in.
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>The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the
>King Lobster rose from his throne.
>
>Slowly, painstakingly, Douglas the crab made his way across the
>floor.......and all could see that he was walking, not
>sideways............
>
>but FORWARDS.........Yes FORWARDS, one claw after another!!
>
>Step by step he made his approach towards the throne, until he looked
>the King lobster in the eye.
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>There was a deadly hush..................................
>
>
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>For quite a while...........................
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>Finally, Douglas the crab
>spoke................................................
>
>
>
>"Fuck, I'm pissed."
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eheheh.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I do like that Cool
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