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Morose MF



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:05 am    Post subject: Comebacks Reply with quote

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls
You a sl*t.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off
just yet.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the
back of my car, I don't give a sh*t where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that
Is impossible to shake off once you've been sh*gged.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in
Those pants.

Man: You're pretty...
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Comebacks Reply with quote

Morose MF wrote:

Man: You're pretty...
Woman: P*ss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.


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Mork



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG, how sexist can you get!

There are going to be protests with women burning images of men and threating to kill all men if you do not apologise. They will however expect you not to bat an eyelid when they tell a sexist joke about men.
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