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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:39 am    Post subject: Flight Reply with quote

From a friend who recently moved to Macedonia………….



My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines but I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oldest joke in the world. Well, oldest joke that is crap and aviation based.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Instead of being critical, I'll say...

Old but good! Cool
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